September222014
epicjohngreenquotes:

falling—into—grace:

Paper Towns - John Green

epicjohngreenquotes:

falling—into—grace:

Paper Towns - John Green

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thestagpatronus:

Sorted into Gryffindor house, Remus Lupin was swiftly befriended by two cheerful,confident and rebellious boys, James Potter and Sirius Black. They were attracted by Remus’s quiet sense of humour and a kindness that they valued, even if they did not always possess it themselves. Remus, always the underdog’s friend, was kind to short and rather slow Peter Pettigrew, a fellow Gryffindor, whom James and Sirius might not have thought worthy of their attention without Remus’s persuasion. Soon, these four became inseparable.

Remus functioned as the conscience of this group, but it was an occasionally faulty conscience. He did not approve of their relentless bullying of Sevens Snape, but he loved James and Sirius so much, and was so grateful for their acceptance, that he did not always stand up to them as much as he knew he should.

Inevitably, his three best friends soon became curious as to why Remus had to vanish once a month. Convinced by his lonely childhood that his friends would desert him if they knew that he was a werewolf, Remus made up ever more elaborate lies to account for his absences. James and Sirius guessed the truth in their second year. To Remus’s astonished gratitude, they not only remained his friends but thought up an ingenious method of easing his monthly isolation. They also gave him a nickname that would follow him all through school: ‘Moony’. Remus finished his school career as a Prefect. (source)

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  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this
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dutchster:

this twitter is too precious for this world

10PM

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via humoristics)

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cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

(Source: youtube.com, via pocketsizesatan)

12AM

Wicked songs explained

  • No One Mourns the Wicked: The catchy celebratory song relating to a death.
  • Dear Old Shiz: The song that eases us into a flashback
  • The Wizard and I: A song filled with an unbelievable amount of irony and foreshadowing.
  • What is this feeling?: The song with sexual tension.
  • Something Bad: The song that helps build the plot.
  • Dancing Through life: The YOLO song
  • Popular: The song that hints Galinda's crush on Elphie.
  • I'm Not That Girl: The beautiful but sad song.
  • One Short Day: The fun song.
  • Sentimental Man: The Wizard's innocent song
  • Defying Gravity: The empowering song that teaches you to be strong, independent, and make brooms fly with the right spell.
  • Thanks Goodness: The song that's actually very sad.
  • Wicked Witch of the East: The song they should have included on the album.
  • Wonderful: The Wizard's song in attempt to get you back on his side.
  • I'm Not That Girl (Reprise): The 'wow what a plot twist' song.
  • As Long As You're Mine: The passionate love song
  • No Good Deed: The song that will send chills down your spine.
  • March of the Witch Hunters: The song that's kinda gruesome.
  • For Good: The song that will have you bawling your eyes out
  • Finale: The song that will shatter your heart into many pieces and have you scheduling your next therapy appointment because you're not emotionally okay.
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nova-r:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Oh my god I thought the practicing image was SO cute

(via ohfuckstiles)

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'Good Waiter/Bad Waiter' sketch

(Source: nacpla, via nicedynmite)

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“People who claim that they’re evil are usually no worse than the rest of us… It’s people who claim that they’re good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.”  Gregory MaguireWicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (via words-and-coffee)

(via tearmyellowdress)

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Making of Ookami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki (directed by Mamoru Hosoda)

(Source: crofesima, via unfortunateplottwist)

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yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

(via pocketsizesatan)

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